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Artisanal, hoof-made (we're unicorns... get it?) soaps and skin care are just a few clicks away. Luxury you can afford made with wit and whimsey you cannot afford to live without!

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Our Famous Soapy Scrubbies

Deliciously scented, soap infused bath sponges

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Just Released! Dirty 20 Fun

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#ToxicPositivity

Neons for the people. Don't let the name fool you, only the names are toxic! 10 Free, UV Reactive, and quick drying. #yourewelcome

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Get Clean:

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Slick, Shine, & Shimmer:

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Primp & Polish

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Custom Hoof Paint Consultation -

Custom Hoof Paint Consultation -

Custom Hoof Paint Consultation -

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon

Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon

Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon

From $10.00 USD
From $10.00 USD
Scrub Club

Scrub Club

Scrub Club

$16.00 USD
$16.00 USD

Who is a Dirty Unicorn?

A unicorn is typically described as a rare individual with exceptional talents and skills with impeccable manners. In other words PERFECTION.

WE, however, believe we all be unicorns!  
We aren’t perfect (boring)
We don’t radiate innocence (maybe when we really need to)
We may or may not even sparkle (ok... this one we totally do)
But we’ve all got something special going on!

We All Unicorns… just a bit grubby